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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"





Anonymous Asked:
I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

My answer:

eunnieboo:

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me



  • Me: I think today will be a good day!
  • Head: Nope, you're stupid.
  • Depression: You're so pathetic - why are you alive honestly?
  • Anxiety: You can't socialize haha
  • Body: Ew, I feel gross. Hide me.

glamoose:

im sorry but my sensors indicate that you are indeed a weenie

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badgergasm:

Here’s hoping.


wereyoufullyawareofthisgaming:

"Did you beat that game?"

"No but I watched someone on YouTube do it so I feel like I did."





cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

cumslayer


Anonymous Asked:
im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

My answer:

asian:





chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.


dramaisthenewblack:

me



My name is Kevin, I'm 23 years old and very homosexual. I have an awesome boyfriend, who also has a tumblr and you should check him out at manectricman.tumblr.com

I'm into video games, comics, movies, tv, netflix, etc. I post mainly stupid stuff that I find funny at the time, and some stuff about myself.

Feel free to send me an ask about anything! :) Enjoy my blog.

I have a personal porn blog, if you're interested send me an ask and I'll link you to it.





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